Community commissioned · Est. Malibu
A Maine Coon who dons a turban to fly his Roomba in protest against rugs. He isn't just rug-free — he's anti-rug on principle. An activist. He has exactly one thing to say about it.
HMM.Three beats. All of them true.
Found in Malibu with no name, no home, and no intention of being grateful about it. The rescue was mutual. Nobody has clarified who rescued whom.
He claimed the Roomba on day one and never gave it back. It moves. He does not. This is the whole arrangement, and it works.
He isn't rug-averse. He's anti-rug on principle — an activist with a Roomba for a vehicle and a turban for flight gear. The protest is ongoing. The Roomba requires no rug. Neither does he.
Every number, before launch — not after
This is a memecoin. It is a joke about a cat who will not stand on rugs. It is not an investment, it does not generate revenue, and nobody here is promising you anything about its price. Buy only what you are fully prepared to lose.
The numbers above are published before launch, not explained afterward. If any of them change between now and launch, the change gets posted publicly before it happens.
Where every token goes. All 1,000,000,000 are minted straight onto the bonding curve at creation, and they split two ways and only two ways. 714,285,714 — five sevenths — are sold on the curve to whoever buys them. The other 285,714,286 — two sevenths — are held back from the first second and swept into the liquidity pool at graduation. That is the entire supply. No presale, no auction, no allocation set aside for anybody, no mint function, and the split is fixed at creation and cannot be changed afterwards.
The creator allocation is zero. Not "burned down to zero" — never issued in the first place. At creation, Pons hands no supply to the creator or the deploying wallet: no team bag, no advisor bag, no vesting schedule to wait out. This describes what the launch contract distributes — not what any wallet may later buy on the open market, at the same price and through the same market as everybody else. The zero allocation is a property of the launch itself, and you can verify it in one look at the launch block.
How the creator gets paid, since he was issued nothing. Trades carry a fee. Pons takes its share first and the creator keeps what is left, which works out to 0.7% of trading volume. It accrues as a balance to withdraw, paid in ETH — not in this token. That is the entire compensation: no token allocation, and no share of anybody's money beyond that disclosed trading fee.
There is no creator tax on top of that. Pons lets a creator attach their own extra tax to every trade, set at launch and fixed forever. Ours is set to zero. The fee above is the only thing this project earns, and it cannot be raised later — that is enforced by the launch contract, not by a promise on a website.
How this actually launches, in order. It opens on a bonding curve — the price starts low and rises as people buy, falls as people sell. When the curve has sold everything it was ever going to sell, the token graduates: the held-back tokens and everything raised turn into a Uniswap V4 liquidity pool, automatically, in one step. There is no separate migration and nothing for anyone to approve.
The liquidity is locked. Permanently. Not for six months, not until some date in 2027 you'd have to keep an eye on. There is no unlock date because there is no unlock. Nobody can pull it out — not the creator, not Pons, not anyone. That is decided by the launch contract at creation, not by anybody's good intentions, and there is no moment in this token's life when somebody could have withdrawn the money and chose not to. On the curve, the curve holds the reserves. After graduation, the locker holds them. Nobody ever holds the keys.
What stops the opening being sniped. There is a tax on buys that starts at 99% and decays to zero across the first three seconds. It makes racing a bot into the first block pointless. It applies only to buying — selling is never taxed by it.
What the creator is still able to change after launch: almost nothing. Supply, pricing, the pairing, the curve split and the tax are all frozen at creation and there is no function to alter them. What remains adjustable is where the fee money is sent and one buyback toggle — and even handing the fee stream to somebody else runs behind a three-day timelock, in public, where you would see it coming. This is worth understanding properly: most of the promises on most token sites are things the founder could reverse on a Tuesday. These ones he could not reverse if he wanted to.
What none of this protects you from. Somebody who buys a large position fairly can still sell it whenever they like, and that will move the price hard. The permanent lock means the liquidity can never be pulled out from under you after graduation. It does not mean nobody can sell, and it does not mean the price can't go to nothing. Anyone who tells you a token can't dump is lying to you.
One address. Verify it here.
Not live yet — address posts here at launch
This page is the only address source we control. Anything posted in a reply, a DM, or a lookalike account is not ours. Check here first, every time.
Never used this chain before? Start here.
Any EVM wallet works — MetaMask, Rabby, or the Robinhood Wallet. You need the seed phrase written down somewhere that isn't a screenshot.
Robinhood Chain, chain ID 4663. Gas is paid in
ETH, so keep a little spare.
Use the canonical bridge — deposits land in about 10 minutes. Fast routes (Relay, Across, Stargate) also work.
Paste the contract address from above — from this page, not from a reply — and swap. Check the address character by character before you confirm.
Robinhood Chain is new. Getting funds back to Ethereum through the official bridge takes 7 days — that's the standard Arbitrum fraud-proof window, not a rule anyone here invented. Third-party routes exit faster for a fee.
The chain runs a centralized sequencer and, as of our last check on August 19, 2026, was rated below Stage 0 by L2BEAT. That is a real thing to know about any chain you put money on, including this one. We'd rather you read it here than find out on day three.
He will not stand on a rug. Help him not stand on a rug.
Tap the panel, click, or hit space to hop.
The rugs never stop coming. Neither does he.
He did not consent to this
It swings. You drop. Physics does the rest.
Land it on his head and he becomes Cat BenJeet. Miss and he stays Wendell.
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